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Tak tak karne laga, ho mere ghutne darne laga…
tak tak karne laga, ho mere ghutne darne laga…

They say ratings for pirates always go in circles...

Do you know what a junior said to senior who takes a lot of firm grounds and rigid about it? "Sir, kam stances lo"

Justice without just, is ice. It melts quickly and loses its value.

Ali in his thirties went on a expedition to find gold. He came back after a decade, and told about a little hamlet he found...with lush river, snow clad mountains around. The description awed the King and said "Oh man, Ali!"
And that's how Manali got it's name.

We call it dinner when we dine, thus winner mean having wine.

Do mosquitoes have toes?

Will Will age if they come to Village?

What font does a con man use? Context

Funeral celebrates an era of fun

Do you know what Oppo calls their manufacture units? Opposites.

“Economic times” must be so difficult now..given both economy and times are bad

Buttermilk is superior to curd; Kyu ki chaas bhi kabhi dahi thi..

What do you call a cashew cut it into halves? Kaju Katli..

Storage is an old store around street corner?

What do you call a rotten mango? It's badaam

Did you all figure out why is Madonna so mad at Anna?

Does Instagram have grammy awards for their users?

Does Tarun become Arun when the tea cup is empty?

Honey is harmful to us, kyu ki woh Honey-kaarak h

If you lend your CA skills.. Do people call you calendar?

If your sister is crying, is it called crisis?

I came up with a pun in bathroom..I forgot it once I'm out.. it got washed away :(

Noun is not only noun but also it's a pronoun

If your venture is all about ads, shouldn't it be named adventure?

If you sign on something for second time, would you call it resign?

If 6 kings are together in Rome, should they be called vikings?

Should someone addicted to cats be called catholic?

Those who win in running race are both winners and runners.

What would you call ten ants in a room? Tenant?

Back in 14th century, there was a famous saint named Age. He was applauded for giving opportunities to people to show their skills. In his honour, we call him today 'stage'.

If Sam opens a bar, should it be called sambar?

If an eagle is ill, should it be sent to prison?

Feet should be called legends..because legs end there.

If you eat all the candies, people will call you candidate!

Was chole bhatoora invented by people of Chola dynasty?

She was seducing with her pink lips and the officer was issuing a pink slip.

Legend: The word to describe the action of stopping walk or run... Leg-end.

What do you say when bai is silent? Mumbai.

You rock, I sand.

ATM stands for at the moment.

What do you call tea with issues? Tissues.

Do you know a popular story named 'hi'?? It's famously called "history".

Kanye west came to India and guess what, Kanye east.

"He told me a para"; Hindi: "Parabola"

Q.What's ignorance?;A.It's bliss.

"Space bar" is a new bar opened exclusively for astronauts in space.