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Srujan

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  • Tak tak karne laga, ho mere ghutne darne laga…
    tak tak karne laga, ho mere ghutne darne laga…

  • They say ratings for pirates always go in circles...

  • Do you know what a junior said to senior who takes a lot of firm grounds and rigid about it? "Sir, kam stances lo"

  • Justice without just, is ice. It melts quickly and loses its value.

  • Ali in his thirties went on a expedition to find gold. He came back after a decade, and told about a little hamlet he found...with lush river, snow clad mountains around. The description awed the King and said "Oh man, Ali!"
    And that's how Manali got it's name.

  • We call it dinner when we dine, thus winner mean having wine.

  • Do mosquitoes have toes?

  • Will Will age if they come to Village?

  • What font does a con man use? Context

  • Funeral celebrates an era of fun

  • Do you know what Oppo calls their manufacture units? Opposites.

  • “Economic times” must be so difficult now..given both economy and times are bad

  • Buttermilk is superior to curd; Kyu ki chaas bhi kabhi dahi thi..

  • What do you call a cashew cut it into halves? Kaju Katli..

  • Storage is an old store around street corner?

  • What do you call a rotten mango? It's badaam

  • Did you all figure out why is Madonna so mad at Anna?

  • Does Instagram have grammy awards for their users?

  • Does Tarun become Arun when the tea cup is empty?

  • Honey is harmful to us, kyu ki woh Honey-kaarak h

  • If you lend your CA skills.. Do people call you calendar?

  • If your sister is crying, is it called crisis?

  • I came up with a pun in bathroom..I forgot it once I'm out.. it got washed away :(

  • Noun is not only noun but also it's a pronoun

  • If your venture is all about ads, shouldn't it be named adventure?

  • If you sign on something for second time, would you call it resign?

  • If 6 kings are together in Rome, should they be called vikings?

  • Should someone addicted to cats be called catholic?

  • Those who win in running race are both winners and runners.

  • What would you call ten ants in a room? Tenant?

  • Back in 14th century, there was a famous saint named Age. He was applauded for giving opportunities to people to show their skills. In his honour, we call him today 'stage'.

  • If Sam opens a bar, should it be called sambar?

  • If an eagle is ill, should it be sent to prison?

  • Feet should be called legends..because legs end there.

  • If you eat all the candies, people will call you candidate!

  • Was chole bhatoora invented by people of Chola dynasty?

  • She was seducing with her pink lips and the officer was issuing a pink slip.

  • Legend: The word to describe the action of stopping walk or run... Leg-end.

  • What do you say when bai is silent? Mumbai.

  • You rock, I sand.

  • ATM stands for at the moment.

  • What do you call tea with issues? Tissues.

  • Do you know a popular story named 'hi'?? It's famously called "history".

  • Kanye west came to India and guess what, Kanye east.

  • "He told me a para"; Hindi: "Parabola"

  • Q.What's ignorance?;A.It's bliss.

  • "Space bar" is a new bar opened exclusively for astronauts in space.